They’re Listening
--by thesicklyrosevamp1229 | Last Updated: December 14, 2011Genre: Fluff Friendship Humor Romance
Characters: Kaname Kuran Senri Shiki Takuma Ichijo Zero Kiryu
Pairings: Kaname x Zero Takuma x Shiki Yaoi Pairing
Rating: T
Warnings: Yaoi
If you could say one thing to each of the Vampire Knight characters, what would you say? Here are my responses.
Kaname- You and Zero are such a hot couple! He’s a little shy, so you should make the first move.
Takuma- When are you and Shiki getting married? I want an invite!
Shiki- What does Takuma’s blood taste like? Better yet, what does he taste like?
Ruka- Get over Kaname! He is obviously taken, and poor Kain has to watch you drool over him!
Kain- How do you deal with Aido and Ruka every day? You must have the patience of a saint.
Headmaster Cross- What is the deal with all of your fruity nightwear? You’re a grown man for god’s sake!
Yuki- How did you get two hot vampires to fight over you? We all want to know your secret!
Zero- Yuki is not worth all of this! Don’t worry I’ll help you find someone special (Kaname).
Aido- What is wrong with you?
Rima- You are the luckiest girl ever! I would love to be in the middle of a Shiki/Takuma sandwich!
Ichiru- I’m glad you came back, but I have to say that you have worse taste in women than Zero does.
Sara – Stay away from Takuma! He belongs to me and Shiki!
Shizuka Hio- You’re a bitch!
Ichijou- You’re an even bigger bitch, because you hurt Kaname.
Rido- You’re the biggest bitch of them all because you hurt Takuma and Rima, and you almost got Shiki killed!
